A meglévő Waczak Szálló részek közül ez a kedvencem. És ez tök jó, mert illik az alant elterülő kopipészt bekezdésekre, amelyeket a bash.org-ról hoztam nektek. Van ám ennek magyar változata is, a bash.hu, ami legalább ennyire hasfalrengető. Azért nem arról vannak dolgok, mert elfelejtettem a nagyon tetszőeket lementeni, modemmel meg bajos így nappal csak ezért fellépni a világnagy pókhálóra. Szóval angolul lesznek. Remélem így is jók:

[NES] lol
[NES] I download something from Napster
[NES] And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I’m done
[NES] I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
[NES] "getting my song back fucker"

[i8b4uUnderground] d-_-b
[BonyNoMore] how u make that inverted b?
[BonyNoMore] wait
[BonyNoMore] never mind

[docsigma2000] jesus christ man
[docsigma2000] my son is sooooooo dead
[c8info] Why?
[docsigma] hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
[docsigma2000] our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
[c8info] Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
[docsigma2000] ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
[docsigma2000] is there some plan we can sign up for???
[docsigma2000] cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
[c8info] Sorry, no. There is no plan. you’ll have to live with it.
[docsigma2000] o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
[docsigma2000] but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
[c8info] By the way, I’m from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)

[glome] Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
[content] glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
[glome] Who me?!
[content] Yes you!
[glome] Couldn’t be!
[content] Then WHO?!!
[glome] Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn’t touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)

[Beeth] Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
[honx] well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P

[David] Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now
[Sony] ...........
[David] Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
[Malpine] Thanks for the info
[David] eh?
[David] damn i meant PAID
[David] I get PAID today
[David] dammit

[xxxGirlygirlxxx] Thank you for listening to me.
[xxxGirlygirlxxx] You know your a really good listener.
[xxxGirlygirlxxx] Sweety please say something.
[Sandaedar] Ok I’m back.

[Batty] Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
[zeep] rapc?
[Batty] Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
[zeep] oic
[Batty] Though you could also say it’s missing an e
[zeep] wtf is erap?
* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall

[frank] can you help me install GTA3?
[knightmare] first, shut down all programs you aren’t using
*** frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
[knightmare] ...

[Raven] I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
[Raven] It said my password wasn’t long enough. :(

[Hiroe] he was dressed as a big fuckin devil
[Hiroe] like, HUGE costume
[Hiroe] 8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head
[Hiroe] at some anime con in california
[Hiroe] they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel
[Hiroe] he’s riding the elevator down to the con space
[Hiroe] doors open, little old baptist woman standing there
[Hiroe] he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice

[morganj]: 0 is false and 1 is true, correct?
[alec_eso]: 1, morganj
[morganj]: bastard.

[Sigurd] a sprite is anything not static
[SRElysian] a sprite is a variable object
[SRElysian] be it 2d or 3d
[TorMuck] a sprite is a fucking soda
[TorMuck] you god damn geekass bastards

1133. Kasabian - Running Battle (4:15) [Kasabian]